83,457 notes
3 / 6 / 2012 @ 03:04
(source: realparadoxsocks)

My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
  • Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
  • Brother: that's not fair
  • Mom: DO AS I SAY.
  • Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
  • Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
  • Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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3 / 6 / 2012 @ 02:44
Anonymous asked:
Your girlfriend is really 14?

Nah shes 15




23,771 notes
3 / 6 / 2012 @ 00:19
(source: tomhiddledong)

mister-comedy:

avatarloki:

tomhiddledong:

innercheeseburger:

tomhiddledong:

the mediocre gatsby

the decent wall of china 

the ok depression

alexander the alright

the satisfied games

Ivan the a little bit bad



2,103 notes
3 / 6 / 2012 @ 00:18
(source: guysitspartytime)

(Source: guysitspartytime)


39 notes
2 / 6 / 2012 @ 06:21
(source: your-father-and-mother)

your-father-and-mother:

our maid is talking to herself should i be concerned　

No cuz you have a motherfuggin maid

4,502 notes
2 / 6 / 2012 @ 06:20
(source: ouch)

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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

I HAD TO SIT TO THE SIDE OF MY LAPTOP BECAUSE THE FUCKING EYE CONTACT MADE ME SHIvEr OH NYmD DFSJDSKFJKDSHFDJ

(Source: ouch)


3,557 notes
2 / 6 / 2012 @ 05:13
(source: finnicksdesire)

What if Suzanne Collins is actually Katniss who has travelled back in time to write The Hunger Games and warn us all?

neversaynevertoonedirection:

heroichope:

dontregret-live:

finnicksdesire:

Wouldn’t make sense. She wouldn’t get younger in the future. duh.

No, like, she’s time traveled back. So like, if she was born in the future, she waited until she was her age now to travel back. She doesn’t get younger; she just hasn’t been born yet. 



29,518 notes
2 / 6 / 2012 @ 03:51
(source: theamericankid)

(Source: theamericankid)


8,481 notes
2 / 6 / 2012 @ 02:25
(source: fuckyeahmovieclub)


238 notes
2 / 6 / 2012 @ 02:10
(source: jasonderuloofficial)



Wtf
jasonderuloofficial: So it was really hot today and this kid came in and said it was really hot and sat down. That’s not his backpack… That’s his wet sweaty back

jasonderuloofficial:

So it was really hot today and this kid came in and said it was really hot and sat down. That’s not his backpack… That’s his wet sweaty back


6,262 notes
2 / 6 / 2012 @ 02:08
(source: fincher-ed)


902 notes
2 / 6 / 2012 @ 00:19
(source: adeleforpresident)

adeleforpresident:

it’s the last week of school but I’ll give you homework

when people leave your room but don’t close the door

buying a chapstick but losing it literally .145421 seconds after buying it

bag of chips more like bag of air

　



26,727 notes
2 / 6 / 2012 @ 00:18
(source: peetaah)

(Source: peetaah)


9,134 notes
2 / 6 / 2012 @ 00:17
(source: urlsquatter)

urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why



540 notes
2 / 6 / 2012 @ 00:16
(source: owdair)

if peeta was one of us he would be like:

(Source: owdair)



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